Let me be honest with you—I’ve spent more hours than I’d care to admit digging into games that promise the world but deliver very little. When I first heard about FACAI-Egypt Bonanza, I was intrigued by the flashy title and the promise of “winning big.” But as someone who’s been reviewing games for over a decade, I’ve learned to approach these things with a healthy dose of skepticism. You see, there’s a certain kind of game that only appeals to players willing to lower their standards just enough to tolerate its flaws. FACAI-Egypt Bonanza, I’m afraid, falls squarely into that category. It’s not that there’s nothing here to enjoy; it’s just that, in my view, there are easily hundreds of better RPGs out there vying for your attention. Why waste your time searching for a few golden nuggets buried under layers of mediocrity?
I’ve been playing and reviewing games since the mid-90s, and over the years, I’ve developed a pretty good sense of what separates a timeless classic from a forgettable entry. Take the Madden series, for example. I’ve reviewed nearly every annual installment since I started writing online, and I’ve been playing those games since I was a kid. Madden didn’t just teach me football—it taught me how to engage with video games as a whole. It’s been a constant in my life, almost like an old friend. But lately, I’ve found myself wondering if it’s time to take a step back. Madden NFL 25, much like FACAI-Egypt Bonanza in its own way, shows clear improvements in its core mechanics. For the third year running, the on-field gameplay is sharper and more immersive than ever. Last year’s edition was arguably the best the series had ever seen, and this year’s builds on that foundation. If a game excels at one thing, it should be the actual gameplay, right? Yet, just like Madden, FACAI-Egypt Bonanza struggles mightily once you step away from its main attraction.
Describing the issues with FACAI-Egypt Bonanza feels like listing off a series of repeat offenses. The game is riddled with problems we’ve seen before—shallow progression systems, repetitive side quests, and a user interface that feels like it was designed in 2005. I clocked in around 40 hours trying to uncover its so-called “secrets,” and what did I find? A handful of mildly entertaining moments buried under hours of grinding. It’s frustrating because you can see the potential lurking beneath the surface. The Egyptian theme is visually striking at times, with some genuinely impressive art direction in the main temples and desert landscapes. But these bright spots are too few and far between. If you’re someone who values your time—and let’s face it, who doesn’t?—you’re better off investing it in titles that respect the player a bit more.
Now, I don’t want to sound overly harsh. There is a game here for the right person—someone who doesn’t mind sifting through the mundane to find those fleeting moments of fun. But for the majority of players, the return on investment just isn’t there. I’d estimate that only about 15% of the content feels truly rewarding, while the rest feels like filler. Compare that to other RPGs released in the last two years, where that ratio is often reversed, and you’ll see why I’m hesitant to recommend this one. At the end of the day, your time is precious. Why spend 50 hours on a game that only gives you 5 hours of genuine excitement? There are simply too many other incredible experiences waiting for you. So, if you’re still tempted by FACAI-Egypt Bonanza, go in with your eyes wide open. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.